This is my new car. His name is Wilfred. Wilfred was born in 1995 to the Achieva family, which originated in the country of Oldsmoblie. He is green in colour.
This is a picture of Wilfred's spoiler. He has a spoiler, because he considers himself to be pretty "sporty". Im not so sure.
Wilfred also has a very nice sunroof, which will be put to very good use come summertime.
Although he is a very manly old-man car, he likes to smell pretty, and sports a nice, yellow, jasmine-scented tree in his windshield. The two of us are fast becoming very good friends. Wilfred kind of likes John-Mark, but is a little upset because John-Mark dropped Wilfred's keyless entry thingy under on of his seats, and it has yet to be retrieved. Im sure that my two favourite men will soon reconcile, and realise how much they have in common.
...Thanks for humouring me... you know how I like to give my priciest inanimate objects names... I figured Wilfred was a nice, old-man name for a nice, old man car. These pictures were taken in the parking garage at my condo... hence the terrible lighting and nice view of pipes through the sunroof... oh well, I didnt want to pull over on the side of the road and snap a few shots like a weirdo, so, this is the best I can do for now. Today I took my car to my aunt's house to vacumn and windex everything, because I bought it very dirty. I found lots of wrappers and receipts, old/new fuses and a screwdriver under the seats, and lots of, well, dirt. But now its mostly clean. Except for the outside. Oh well. So yeah, thats it. I bought a car, and I have my own insurance and my own license plates and everything!
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8 comments:
Congrats!!! You will have to take me for a spin sometime ;)
Sweet Ride. And I will beware of you with your new flashy N.
Did you get a vanity plate put on? Something cool like "Spyder" or "Awesome"?
eew. Vanity plate? No way! Gross. Action shot, hey? I dont know... no guarantees there. Dont you believe me, Sam?
Woah, congratulations! A car is amazing, you are the coolest person I know now.
"Wilfred"
"Martha"
Hahahaha, your car needs a wife.
An Oldsmobile...with a spoiler?? Weirded Out!!
Jen, I KNEW youd say that! Ha! This time it REALLY applies. Come on now. An oldsmobile?
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