ANYWAYS....
So, there we were, minding our own business, when 2 teenage girls entered the shop. They did not want any coffee, they only wanted to use the washroom. After the barista explained numerous times that the bathroom key was attached to the teapot on the counter, ("the key is on the teapot... the teapot... on the counter.. the teapot!") they managed to locate the key and head towards the bathroom. On her way, one girl dropped a bottle of vodka out of her purse which crashed to the floor and sent a sickengly strong smell throughout the shop. Upon doing this, she was promptly asked to leave the store and "go find some bushes to pee in". This is when the humour really began. The first suggestion as to how it should be cleaned up was to "try and light it on fire". This was quickly rejected for fear of "burning the whole place down and having to explain it to my boss". So, out came the mop. On the bright side, "at least we will have a nice, sterilized mop!". Then, one of the girls mused, "Oh... she was drunk. I thought she was just high... go get drunk at home like most teen girls... instead of standing in front of Mac's like prostitutes!". We couldn't help but laugh at our two very funny baristas, who had very good attitudes about the situation.
On a side note, we read a whole bunch of funny comics in the newspaper. Here is a selection of the best ones.
7 comments:
I like the mime one!
One time I was at a bonfire at a beach. The beach we went to when you visited me in Seattle, in fact. Anyways, some guy came over to our bonfire. He had a bottle of Vodka, which he threw into our fire. We all ran away, expecting some sort of burst of flames. But nothing happened, as the bottle was not open (lame end to my story, I know). Park officials just came to extinguish our fire and kick the guy otu of the park.
good story! Tell it again! Tell it again! P.S. the mime is the best one!!
HHAHAHA Ok, sorry, I ouldnt figure out why you posted your story again, until after I deleted it (I thought it was a mistake) but now I get it... what a funny thing for you to do. I wish I could bring it back.
Grab-A-Java is the best place I know. I am certianly glad that it did not catch fire! Plus, bad coffee sucks.
this one time I.. well i dont think that i am going to finish that but it was a good story just maybe not for today.
I could tell it again, I suppose. Such a good story. I think I even kept that typo at the end.
Well, I guess I will be seeing you on Friday!!! Hooray!!!
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